WMDs found! (in coffee shops)

Ethiopian craftsman makes coffee machines from old bomb shells.

In his workshop in Mekele, just 120 km from Ethiopia’s border with Eritrea, Azmeraw Zeleke is turning burnt-out shells into cylinders used in coffee machines.”

As interesting as these devices are, we have no plans to purchase any. We have always maintained a strict “no missile” policy and feel these devices would just add unnecessary ambiguity to this rule. We welcome all customers at Ruby’s, but continue to request that patrons leave their ordinance outside—a bike rack is available for your convenience.